Monday, July 29, 2013

Damn Cat




FRIEND: What is that sound?
ME: That sound of someone plunging something large and wet?  
FRIEND: Yes.
ME: The cat throwing up.
FRIEND: Gross.
ME: By "gross" I think you mean, "Have fun cleaning that up by yourself!"
FRIEND: Yes, that's exactly what I meant.

ME: Cat, where did you throw up?
CAT: No reply. (cats don't actually speak English)
ME: Does that look mean, "Don't worry - you'll find it with your sock?"
CAT: (smiles knowingly and walks away)


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