FRIEND: What is that sound?
ME: That sound of someone plunging something large and wet?
ME: The cat throwing up.
ME: By "gross" I think you mean, "Have fun cleaning that up by yourself!"
FRIEND: Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
ME: Cat, where did you throw up?
CAT: No reply. (cats don't actually speak English)
ME: Does that look mean, "Don't worry - you'll find it with your sock?"
CAT: (smiles knowingly and walks away)