Wouldn't it be nice if you had a way to determine right away if someone would still be interesting, awesome, and even attractive down the road?
Well, Gentle Readers, in my devotion to you I have road-tested yet another product this week.
While the toothpaste results might have been questionable, this one has been proven to be undeniably useful. It is guaranteed to answer your questions if they are THE ONE or not. It is called the Aging Booth App (available for iphone and android). I even tested it on myself.
Now you will know without question if he/she will be attractive in 30-ought years! You can skip holding one eye shut on first dates and just quietly snap their picture and have instant results.
Many thanks to Single Dad Laughing www.danoah.com for turning me on to such a fine and useful product.
Warning: I put my kids through the time machine as well, and although their results were cute, it was also deeply disturbing. I don't recommend it.