Friday, May 17, 2013

the Devious Tiny Pants


TINY PANTS:  Mama, can you buy a siren for your car?

MAMA:  Probably.

TINY PANTS:   OK, I'm gonna buy a siren and stickers for my car when I'm older so it looks like I'm police. 

MAMA:  Why don't you just get a job as a police officer when you grow up? Then they will give you a paycheck and a police car.

TINY PANTS: And an outfit?

MAMA:: And an outfit.

TINY PANTS: So then I can look like Police and fool them.

MAMA:  Well, I meant you could just be police, not fool them.

TINY PANTS:  If I quit can I keep the outfit and the car?

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