I think we should be able to opt-out of bikini catalogs. I think Venus swimwear, Frederick's of Hollywood, and Victoria's Secret should send out catalogs of awesome sexy things that hide your stomach, and come in the mail with indirect soft lighting.
I know what you are thinking; it's February. I know! Please join me in a letter writing campaign not only banning bikini catalogs being sent to people mourning their youth, but also that no bikini catalog can be created before May 1st. It's time to take action!